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Sunday, May 24, 2009




if one day i met a genie...he is able to grant me a wish.
wat would i wish for?
nope. it is nt all de money in de world or all de women in de world...
neither would i wish for world peace....
i would wish for all de knowledge in world and able to know every mystery dat exist in de universe.
i always wonder how de bermuda triangle make battle ships and fighter plane vanish into thin air.
i always wonder how de pyramid is build.
i always want to know if black magic really exist, how did it work?
and i also want to know......


i also wants to know........

WHERE DE F IS MY GOD DAMN MP3 PLAYER?!?!!?!?!

.......

how...how did it vanish into thin air when i was juz holding it in my hand when i was on my way home....
seriously...how did it happen?
i was juz walking walking with my fren and my mp3 on my hand and den when i reach a traffic light i was like "eh? where is my mp3 player?"
it was like....i was like....wtf?
after a long and tedious analysis,
i finally manage to come out with a few points why my mp3 disappear.

point 1: while i as walking holding my mp3 player in my hand, dere is suddenly a time void juz de size of my mp3 player which appear besides me and my mp3 falls into de void...

point 2:because i always replay de song a like in my mp3, de song dat i keep playing emitts a high frequency sound dat attracts alien and kidnapped my mp3 for investigations.

point 3: because i changed my mp3 and left my old mp3 at my drawer, my old mp3 gets jealous and decides to put a curse on my current mp3 dat makes it vanish in a few years time which is today.

point 4: i dropped my mp3. but i tink it is highly impossible cuz i nt dat dumb.

but wat is impt now is my mp3 left me....
he left me.......
i dun even get de chance to say i love you....
he everyday play music for me and...
and i dun even get to say i love you!!!!
ARGHHHH!!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!

I REALLY LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

请回到我身边!!!


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