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Friday, October 31, 2008




yea......de holy colour white...

why i suddenly change de colour? some may ask...

well...i tell all of u somthing...

yea...i had been purified...i am now as pure as snow~

white white snow~

somthing holy happens to me tday...

as usual..i went to skul. and as usual i went home after dat...

but u know wat happen?!?!?!

i bought a packet of milk flavour ello panda...

de 1st bite send me to de highest tip of himalaya.

god spoke to me at dat moment...

ahmen.

amitofo

pray to god!

god will lead ur way...

In dis world of vangeance, anger and chaos, god will always be by ur side

statistic. i love you. u are de best subject i ever learn.

god bless you


3:20 PM

Thursday, October 30, 2008




statistic....u sux....i hate u.....u go away frm my life.....

u full of number and bullshit...de world will be happy if u juz commit suicide...

i hate you..u go die....

for de sake of all beings in dis world...

i point de holy finger at you

_I_


9:31 PM

Monday, October 27, 2008




AHAHAHAHAHA




12:59 PM

Saturday, October 25, 2008




aye aye!

finally get to play bball again. fri and tday.

i rest for a week cuz i sense dat my right ankle needs some rest.

somtimes i can feel a little bit of pain on my ankle when i play bball.

so it is best to stop playing and rest for awhile.

well anw, we played with fei lao da class and had our team training at night..we lose to fei lao da class lol.. good job bj.

and den sat went to play with mock they all at eunos cc..

i applied some oiment on my leg cuz i scared later i play halfway my muscle cramp...ytd training abit shiong....

apply apply....nthing happen...how come nt hot de...apply some more...apply some more..

den yea!

off to play~ de moment i start to sweat, kao....DAMN HOT LOR!!! damn.....hot...

u know how it feels? u can try dis at home...u cut some small chilli.....alot of small chilli....

den pound them...den u take all those mashed chilli, applied all on ur leg...

yea...u will have some of de feeling...

thank goodness de pain subside after ahwile.

den play play play...and guess wat happen on de last match...

i went for a jump shot,

den my left foot land on some1s feet....

i heard a sound *clog* on my ankle...

and de next moment a knew i was lying on de floor and cant move my feet...lucky i brought de oiment with me and my frens help me take and applied on my ankle

kao....de pain is...wa...i tot i handicap for life le sia..i manage to take a look on my feet.

phew, heng nt dislocate..sia la...

i cant move my leg for bout 3 min den can manage to limp out frm de court and rest sia.

limp to mac to have my dinner and when i den i doscovered how swollen my leg was.






tada!!!





nice huh..

i rest to let my right ankle heal....

den de 2nd day i play bball i hurt my left ankle so badly.....

.............................

i speechless sia........

o well, nvm, it is normal for a basketballer to hurt is ankle dis way.

land on some1s feet, den ankle becomes like dis.. seen so many ppl hurt like dis and tday is finally my turn.

good ballers always have injury!

i limp my way home sia...den all my frens laugh and said i look like pudge in dota.....-.-

and den if they video cam me den fast forward looks like pudge gt haste.lol

i dunno why but it is funny to me.

well well, gd day gd day!








and yea.....i am in a very bad mood...very.....


10:17 PM

Wednesday, October 22, 2008




i know why i so bad mood recently le...

must be becuz i have nt touch bball for so long.. tsk tsk.

nvm..fri we can play like siao le..

fei lao da...be prepare to get thrash!!!mwahahaha

emo song for de currently emo me


2:42 PM

Saturday, October 18, 2008




pokemon are pitiful creatures


yea...de world is absolutly nt fair to pokemon.



it is simply animal abuse!


u see, juz by de word pokemon. which in jap means "pocket monster"


humans never gives respect to these pitiful creatures!!!


they refers to them as monster, and worst, they were called pocket monsters!


monsters...pocket...human treat these animals as objects and labeled them as monsters..


they were often forced to fight one another while their so called trainers juz enjoy at a safe corner wanting their pokemon to fight harder for them.

issit fair to de pokemon?!?!?!?

ppl even organise competition and league to let de pokemon fights.

no matter how ppl sugar coat and made propaganda about de frenship between pokemon and human, it is a fact dat human abuse pokemon!

they design little balls dat can sqeeze them inside so dat it is more convenient for them to bring pokemon arnd to fight.

when they were hurt, they dun get rest and instead, they were brought to some centers and were healed juz in a few second......

yea.. they may had healed their injury...but...but no one can heal de injury dat is deep down inside their heart..de pain...de tiredness..de lonliness.

once their trainers were tired of them, they simply store them inside a computer at de pokecenter...

stored inside a computer....

i dunno how but it juz happen...yea....stored inside a computer...

might juz as well kill them right?

juz imagine a pikachu running arnd de forest..and den, one day some bastard call professor oak caught em.

he bought em into a lab...de poor pikachu is so scared and worried...

yea..he is worried about his little brother hu is still at home waiting for him to bring some food for him to eat....

he wanted to escape..but no...everyting was too late...he was already an object to de human...

den suddenly, a stupid guy called Ash came into de lab.

he was den simply given to dat guy name Ash..nt caring wat he feels....

hell begins....pikachu was forced to fight other pokemon like mad...

he has to pretend to be happy and like Ash alot or else Ash wun give him his dinner...

he has to lick Ashs boots and wipe his buttocks...

pikachu had to fight all kind of so called gym leaders and wild pokemon.

and when he won a gym leader, hu gets de credits?! Ash!!

and den one day..juz like normal, Ash went inside a gym..

inside was a man every1 calls LT surge.

he trains electric type pokemon.

PIKACHU!! I CHOOSE U!!!!

Ash roars and kicks pikachu's butt into de battle field.

pikachu raised his sad and tired face to face his oppnent...

standing in front off him was...was.....WAS HIS LONG LOST BROTHER!!!!!!!

his little brother dun recognise him at all...de meaning of love had long lost inside his brothers heart...

de training he undergo was like hell compared to pikachu...

and also, his brother was deformed.....he grown strange ears and is abnormally big.....LT Surge had forced his little brother to eat some strange stone and happily called him raichu...

pikachu's heart ache and tears started to falls frm his eyes when he saw de scars and de sadness in his brothers eye.

he is nt willing to fight...

no matter how his little brother thunder shock em... he juz stood dere unwilling to attack...

instead, step by step, he crawls towards his little brother and hug him.

dere was a few second of pause....

and wham!

his little brother summon a huge thunder and strikes pikachu.

pikachu was knocked hard onto de ground halfly conccious...

Ash was mad.....

he threw a pokeball down into de battle field..

no....no...i dunwan go into dat ball again....pikachu closed his eyes and thought...

to his surprise, it is nt a pokeball....it is a VOLTORB!!!!!

Ash: voltorb!!! use self destruct and kill dat raichu!!!

voltorb's body flashes with energy and BAM!!!!!

it explodes.....

but at dat split second....

pikachu saw his brother..raichu...jump on top of his body and tries to proctect pikachu but taking all de damage by himself....





pikachu fainted....






de next thing when he opens his eyes...he was at de pokemon center.

Ash was juz beside him flirting with a nurse....

and inside ash's jacket... pikachu saw de thunder badge flashing.

pikachu closes his eyes... beads of tears roll out frm his eyes...

he bit his own tounge...

blood started to flow down frm his mouth as he decided to free himself as his join his little brother at de high blue sky....


5:43 PM




i wun be touching basketball for a week..

so kindly plz do nt jio me out to play bball for a week....

thank you for ur coorperation...

and also plz dun ask me why..

serious


12:43 AM

Monday, October 13, 2008




my my~

1st day of skul sure is tiring...

yea yea~ timetable sux..printing shop que is long...de weather so hot...my curry so much oil....lecturer and tutorial teacher is....gawd.....

o well..get to see our dear ole classmate at least. every1 is well and fine.

actually i wan study hard for dis semester de leh.

yea. i believe dats wat every1 tinks.

but den hor, when we step into our lecture hall and face out dear POA lecturer,

i feel like crying...

dere he goes blah blah blah blah blah.

it is worst den our previous lecturer lor. serious..2 times worst.

ok. and our stupid timetable gt a stupid 2 hr break which i tink de skul wan to waste our time and let us rot in de library.

and afta our 2 hr break, here comes our tutorial..

dis time must sit up and concentrate! (slap my face hard)

and den....our tutorial teacher....

wdh...i feel like punching myself.

our tutorial teacher is damn....i dunwan say la...

but i tink he is attracted to wee hoe becuz of his certain actions....

o and, he actually looks into my eyes with a deep and very evil look and said...

"you are not fertile"

WDH!!!! i pee my pants and my balls shrink at dat moment sia...

*bang balls*

tink i gonna get raped and throw into kallang river on my way home....

o well..tml is a x2 more busy day compare to tday.

yea. another 2 hr breaks and we starts at 9 and ends at 5...

weeee~~~~

thx toon for de potato chips! they are great.

good night and good day!


10:41 PM

Thursday, October 9, 2008




dis video is wtf....simply wtf....



wtf?

p.s: elfen lied is de best of de very best manga i read after a long long time.....


12:52 AM

Wednesday, October 8, 2008




really cool video!!!

know wat song dis guy playing?


every1 shld know dis song~



12:19 AM

Monday, October 6, 2008




such a cool and refreshing night.

it is wasteful to stay at home and slack so went to kallang river to have a little jog.

everytime i went to kallang river, i always have de urge to invite a few of my very best frens to go fishing dere de whole night.

yea~ de whole night... and one of us will be driving and always able to drive to de nearest 24hr super market to buy our drinks and snacks.

den will tok and snack and drink and fish for de whole night.

we can tok abt anyting...relationships....studies...work...and lots of things

o..and no psp. cuz psp always spoils de mood.

hope dat day will come soon..maybe when all of us are arnd 24 or 25 years old...

it is always fun to tok abt de old days~ haha

i would wish i could end my day with a refreshing glass of coke but too bad...

my coke is finnish. zzzzz

can only drink apple juice.

good day good day!


10:17 PM

Saturday, October 4, 2008




a champion do not creates a champion team.

it is a champion team dat creats great champions.™


11:18 PM




o yea~ went to eat seoul garden tday with zzl sc nick and wq.

they all lousy la. eat a little bit full liao. tsk tsk...

maybe is becuz of zzl's crap like dumping all de meat into de soup and adding some brownies into it....

cool....o well... de brownie is taken out immedietly of course.

we pai seh nvr ask dat guy to change new soup for us as we juz change a sec ago.

juz imagine....sir.we wan change de soup....

ok! sure sure! no prob.

change change..here u go enjoy~

thankyou!

den zzl playing with his food.(swing swing and swing his brownie arnd and threaten to drop de brownie down on de soup)

o well....his was playing but den as he was holding de brownie with a chop stick, *blop*

guess wat. a part of de brownie drop down on de soup...

we : ............-.-

guy hu serve us : 0.0 .......(walk away in a quick pace)

WDH!!!!!!!!!!!!

no wonder nick gt diarrhea la.....

o well..i had to admit dat de chicken put inside de soup actually taste better.

it is better den putting it on de hot plate cuz it will most probally get burnt and we had to start scrapping charcoal of de hot plate as time goes by. so we probally had to give credit for zzl as he dumps all de chicken into de soup.....

den after dat i ate lots and lots of ice cream and brownies......

actuallly i can eat more de lor..but de rest say they damn full and wan die liao...

so no choice..had to go. haiz.

we went to play basketball after dat...

went to play at kembangan cc and den we play with some china guy...

they very lousy and we totally thrashed them 11 to 0 even though we slack so much.

den another team says wan next team..they looks very zhai lor!

tok damn loud and talk like very pro...

so i tot they all must be quite good....

ok~ zzl and nick cannot rest liao, come play with them.

along with fei lao da, we play 4 on 4 with them.

Bring it on!!!!!!


yea!!! we score!! 1 to 0!!

yea!!! we score again!!! 2 to 0!!!

yea..we score again..3 to 0...

yea...score..4 to 0....yea...score..

score...

score...

zzzz... they lousy leh.....

den they starting in de game tok very loud de leh..

den as time goes by they tok softer and softer.....

den they lose and go corner emo liao...

aye~ we keep playing with them and we really thrash them until very sian le.

so went went to a cc in kallang to play cuz de court getting more and more ppl le.

zzl left us and we continue to play...

play play play tok crap tok crap tok crap till 1030pm..

we play arnd 6 hr plus le lor..

went home and nick complain he stomach hungry..

zzzzz

de things he ate at seoul garden so fast gone, den now he complain he shld have eat more...kao..

o well...finally back home.

tiring day tiring day~ and guess wat.

dis morning wen i step out of my hs i am 77kg...

i come back after buffet and..uh hum...a little bit of bball....

i became 74 kg!

bottom line!!

if u all wan lose weight u all shld go eat seoul garden!

yea!

good day good day as i end today off with a glass coke! cheers~


12:10 AM