Monday, March 30, 2009
seriously....i couldnt stop laughing......
1:33 AM
Sunday, March 29, 2009
My Dad Is Hardcore.
dis is an extremely rare post as it had a title.
i recently dunno y tot of wat my dad did in de past and found out dat he is damn hardcore.
he last time was kinda adventurous person as he told me about all de wtf things he did.
he says he go climb all sorts of mountain and he even swim frm changi beach to pulau ubin...
wtf...swim frm changi beach to pulau ubin and den swim back after dat. i know dis is nt a really tough thing to do as it is quite near actually but hu would tot of doing such things.
he also say abt when he go mountain climbing dere a damn lots of leech.
he says dat when u kena leeched by a leech u must nvr use ur hand to pull dat disgusting freak away frm ur skin as de leech bites so hard dat ur meat will go off with it when u pull it out.
u must use a lighter or somthing hot to burn its ass off ur skin. he once show me a leech and it is god damn disgusting...well anyway. he is dat kind of work hard play hard guy.
he now really soften alot and nvr go on dis kind of adventure anymore. he now play tai chi though.
but still, in a hardcore manner. he goes to bed at 10.30pm everyday and den wakes up at 5am to meditate everyday. den i tink he play tai chi b4 he wen to work. den when he comes back frm at work at 5.30, he rest awhile den go meditate and play taichi b4 dinner. he adapt dis routine for dunno how many years already..
hardcore....
o ya...i rmb when i was studying in primary skul, he also did a wtf thing.
as some ppl know, i had a house in malaysia an i used to go dere every weekend.
now i seldom go but my parents still cont to go dere every weekend...
o well. my house dere in malaysia is fun and de one juz opp our house is a god damn big bungalow. dere use to be some rich bastards house but i tink they went bankrupt and dat house is abbanddon. things liddat happens occasionally in malaysia and my bro and i likes to go into dis kind of abbandon house to explore. we may find some treasures dere somtimes like dat time, we went to a paritcular house and guess wat we find in de pond...lots and lots of koi fish.
de house is abbandon for a few months already and i tink they fed on mosquitos to survive.
somtimes we can also find porn magazines in some drawers.
and well. dere was dis time, we discover dat dere is more and more wasp in our estate and den we found out why. dere is a huge wasp nest in one of de abbandon house. it is arnd one metre long and half a metre wide hanging on a corner of a wall...no kidding.
den my dad came out with dis wtf idea of bringing dat nest down. he says he learnt frm somwhere on how to deal with it so we had to trust him since my bro and i are still pri skul kids.my mum nvr go against dat idea as she trust my dad and also she too is kinda wtf person like my dad. we had to do dis late at night as my dad says dat dis is impt as we had t wait till all those wasp is slping den we burn down their house. mwahahahaha.
arnd 11pm?
de wall is damn high for dat abbandon house and we have to use ladder to climb over it. we prepared lots of kerosene and fire stick.
how to make a fire stick.
mateirals:
some unwanted clothes,
a long stick.
lots of kerosene.
a lighter.
yeap yeap!
dats how u make it. can last very long.
u guys can try if interested.
o yea. we also prepare lots of thick blanket and escape route in case we screwed up.
and den after all de preparation, we cimbed over dat wall and prepare all de fire sticks.
i rmb my mum pour kerosene on de nest and in a split moment my dad use a firestick to burn their ass off.
de whole nest went on fire...
we see no struggle leh.
we broke de nest after we keep burning de nest for 15min. de whole nest is like charcoal already.
tink all de wasp died b4 they can fly out..
i now tink also wtf but is true!!!
i even had de photo of wat we did.my mum took all de photo when we burn their ass off.
our neighbours was also wtf at de things we did....
wtf sia....
conclusion: my dad is hardcore.
1:46 PM
Sunday, March 15, 2009
have u ever tot of upon all de movie u have watched or games u have played, which is de character u hated most?
it may nt be villians, it may be de heroes. for instants i love sephiroth and i hated cloud in final fantasy 7.
cloud is a big pussy.
yea...btw, recently when i walk pass a dvd store, i saw a poster which really makes me du lan.
and yeap, it is de poster of 蓝球火
o god...really reminds me of de bad memory.
o yea o yea. de character i hated most in my life is in dere too.
alot might say i confirm say is luo zhi xiang de.
but no. i hate luo zhi xiang but i nvr hate dat character.
de character i hated most is de guy wu zhun act as. i forget his name ps cuz he is such an assclown dat his name is nt worth 1byte of my brain space.
u see....he....he....he gt no balls lor.
plz note dat i am nt toking bout wu zhun but is toking bout de character...i dunwan get wacked by wu zhun's fans.
u see ah..wats his problem. he go arnd taking video of other ppl and copy their moves. he gay or wat??
he is damn sicko lor. kao..juz de idea of him hiding in a corner videoing others play bball make me wanna punch him.
and also he gt no balls. he tot he keep copying other ppls ulitimate move very cool issit?!
he cannot tink of his own one ah?
ok. i dun have de patients to watch finnish de whole show so i dunno if he gt his own moves anot. so if he really gt his own moves den i take back my words. but if wat he do is juz copying other ppls move, den...he really is balless....
dunno wat de director is tinking..creating such a gay character...seriously...... cannot take it....
ok la...i know liao..
i tink he like 言承旭....
he like him so much dat when 言承旭 play basketball he will always hides in a corner and take video of him.
and den he kept practicing 言承旭's moves in order to attract his attention..
words cant express my fustration when i tot of him sia.
ok
i dun have de right to say anyting.
i admit dat i am too selfish.
he like 言承旭 and dat is his freedom.
爱是无限的
i wish both of them happiness and i keep de rest of my words to myself.
gd day gd day!
4:49 PM
Thursday, March 12, 2009
team chalet is really fun....
really....
like i dunno gt wack by de pillow how many times.
de moment i lie down i gt ensnare and den wacked...
yea...de moment i lie down....
o yea...bad things happen though.
my dear watch nvr came back after he went to de chalet with me...
R.I.P
i wun forget de time we spent together....
u will be missed...
sniff....
2:33 PM
Sunday, March 8, 2009
why is she still crying?
its already been 2hr since she starts following me.
so scared.....it really is de first time i get so scared in my life.
why is dere no one hu is willling to believe me?
cant they hear that she is crying?
i hoped that all this is juz an illusion.
i hoped that all this is happening juz becuz i am too tired.
but it wun go away....
she is still at de doorstep...
nt anymore....
cant figure out if she is crying or laughing anymore....
i shld nt have stop and stared at her.
i am juz curious.
how long is she going to stay at de doorstep?
how long will it take for her to give up?
i feel like just going to slp.
but i am so afraid to close my eyes.
i need to make sure everything around me is fine...
i need to make sure the door is always loccked.....
am i going mad?
8:46 PM
