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Tuesday, September 30, 2008




大家一起说一次 盖世英雄到来!!!!!!


11:08 AM

Friday, September 26, 2008




my my...its been awhile since i decide to upgrade my bball again...

time to level up!!

i decide dat until i upgrade to de skill i wan den i join nyp bball team..

upgrade upgrade!!

its all about bball and hello panda now.

good day good day!


9:10 PM

Tuesday, September 23, 2008




ello every1!!!!

cant tahan myself and went jogging tnite.

cuz ate too much ello panda..after dinner...ello panda after dinner is de best~eat le...thirsty...drink water...den eat...

den thirsty...den drink water..den eat...

den wander arnd de room nthing to do and juz happen to step on my bathroom scale....

i stare...wtf....step down again....must be seeing things.

step up de scale...stare.....w..t...f...

jog till my old primary skul maha bohdi which is in eunos den sprint back....

i also dunno where i get de energy sia.

must be sugar rush frm ello panda. den afternoon sleep too long.

ole well ole well!!!!

now everyting is back to normal..swee

good day good day!


10:41 PM




aya..

eyes pain...

tired no energy.....

throat gt problem...

今天还是乖一点在家里睡觉好。。。。。


1:39 PM

Monday, September 22, 2008




wow

finally get a chance to go ktv with fiona. we went to a ktv at chai chee cc.

fiona intro me de. nt bad. relatively a little bit and a tad cheaper den teo heng...but song song
cannot play and some song is cursed.

cuz it is like when de cursed song is abt to be play, it nt only cant be play also will cancel de rest

of de song in ur playlist.

swee huh....

it is cheap though. next time can go with toon wee hoe and sze ying they all.

well well....although it is like going ktv with a fren, it is more like going to a music lesson with a

pro lor.

u sing so pro lor....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

me: 紧紧相依的心如何say goodbye ~

fiona: no no! u must use dan tian..convert to ur chest. yea yea! u can feel ur chest vibrate...

me again: 紧紧相依的心如何say goodbye ~

fiona: den u must put more wave into de song...

den me: 紧紧相依的心如何say goodbye ~

fiona: use dan tian den ur chest. if wan higher den pull to ur cheek dere. den higher u can feel de force go up ur head.

me......:紧紧相依的心如何say goodbye ~

fiona: when u wan to reach high pitch u must tink lower and den can sing higher and when u wan sing low pitch u must tink higher!!!

me: ?!?!?!?!?!?!? wdh.........

walao...i go corner draw circle liao la.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

o well...everyting was fine though. learn lots of things. thank you miss leong.

my throat damn tired

fiona: see la! hu ask u use throat to sing! tell u how many times must use dan tian!

ok...srry boss....我知道错了

den on my way home, i ask my mum to da bao dinner for me. cuz she having dinner outside and

entertaining guest.

so when i reach home, guess wat she da bao for me...

a packet of rice, and another packet of fried chicken with chilli..

i stand dere and stare at de two packet of rice and chicken for a few sec(my throat damn pain and tired after de ktv)

um...ma...juz chicken? gt vegetable?

mum: dere.de chilli....

.....................................

ok..i know i like fried chicken and chilli but still...not when my throat pain and tired like siao....

o well...i gobble it all cuz i damn hungry.

hope tml i wun die..

good day good day!


11:23 PM

Friday, September 19, 2008




o well...

good bye kendo.

hope u all do well in de future.

i apologise i abit attitude when i tok juz now. hope u all wun mind.haha.

good luck!


11:29 PM

Thursday, September 18, 2008




hmmm. yesterday slep at arnd 1am..den arnd 8am woke up...

ate breakfast till arnd 9am..felt abit sleepy.

den lye on de sofa and sleep till 12pm!!!!

sweeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


11:32 PM

Wednesday, September 17, 2008




oo..

finally bought my basketball shoe!!!



air jordan xx2!!!!

mwahahahaha. bought for $150 as it is in discount. now looking for a new basketball since my neverflat is flat. no yea.
dis is my 6th basktetball shoe...de 1st two is a no brand company bought in malaysia.
after dat, de following 2 are both and1 shoe. both had their sole flatten until can see my socks when i wear. tsk tsk. and1 shoe are comfortable but their soles sux.
after dat is de white addidas i bought. nt bad la. but now is like decompose le.cuz my sweat like can corrode things sia..too power le.
de ear piece i used last time de hook also like kana corrode cuz i wear it when i train bball at night..de thingy dat hook arnd my ear like become so brittle lol....
and finally dis new shoe..hope he serve me well cuz although after discount, it is still de most expensive shoe i bought.
o well...went for my last kendo training tday.
everything was well~ de reason i quit is juz dat i simply lost de reason to continue.
well....breaking my 2nd shinai may also be a factor but still dere are tons of reason for me to leave. ahha!! sayonara kendo!!! and good luck to those inside!
still, at least i finally get de chance to spar at de end of de training.
swee~
wat cca shld i join next...hmmmmm...still having fun choosing....


9:02 PM

Sunday, September 14, 2008




浮雲散

明月照人來

團圓美滿今朝最....


9:47 PM

Friday, September 12, 2008




phew~
last day of work..been working frm lat wed till dis tday..which is fri.
hmm..had nt been touching bball for consecutive 6 days le. everyday work work work...
o well..lets tok bout wat we work.
dere were chairs...yea...lots of chairs...tuesay only me and mao came.
boss say:" yoz! u two go f1 dere go unwrap de chairs."
"huh? wee 2 only"
"yea yea. go unwrap de chairs"
so, we happily hoppped on to boss merc and went to de f1 site. yea..uh hum..we always either ride merc or BMW to our work site mind you. oh! we rode taxi on our 1st day.
o yea. back to topic.
we were quite happy at 1st. cuz juz de 2 of us work dere. no one to supervise us, we can lie down and unwrap de chair also nobody care~
so, mao and i began our job..
unwrap........



unwrap.......



unwrap.......




unwrap......





unwrap........





unwrap.........





o hey!!! u shldnt unwrap de plastic covering! a Stupid F1 Supervisor (SFS)suddenly came to us.
if u unwrap den dat day get dirty how?!?!?!?

us: erm...our boss tell us to unwrap. u wan u go tok to him..


SFS: okok....



tok tok tok tok tok......


SFS: kkk! u guys dun unwrap de plastic cover. u juz unwrap de paper wrapping on de chair的脚..


us: kk...swee swee..less work u happy we happy...


SFS: o...and also help me wrap back de chairs u had unwrap......


us:.................................................................................................................................go die la........


o well...we had no choice but to wrap back de plastic sheet.


wrap back.....


wrap back......



wrap back.......


wrap back........


wrap back....

finally! done with one room.
12pm le. we call out boss wat bout our lunch.
cuz he usually will buy for us.
den he say he dun have time. go eat ourself.
zzzzz
very ex leh...
and he dun pay us back.
great...we ate popeye at de singapore flyer and to adment he nvr buy lunch for us, we rest till 1pm plus den start work.
usuallly must work at 12.45 de.
we continue to unwrap de paper cover...
we were both bored to tears by den. but i was tinking dis time we two ppl only. tml fei lao da will come also so we can tok more.
i unwrap till i cant see my fingerprints sia. finally....de day ends.
de next day, fei lao da did came...
but mao nvr come...
zzzzz
den we do same thing...
unwrap unwrap unwrap....
u know wat is de feeling like? it is like u know great wall of china?
one day hu jing tao ask u to take out all de bricks off de great wall one by one..oh! and dun throw away de bricks! must keep.
and den de whole project is done by u and ur fren..
it is like....wa......kao......
seriously....dere is rooms and rooms and rooms of unwrapped chairs and one room will takes a few hrs to finnish...wakao!
but...but.....boss nver tell us must finnish!
we tday last day le!!!
mwahahahaha!!!
till tday we only unwrap about 17% of de chairs!
good luck full timers!!!!
mwaha!!!!
good day good day!


7:05 PM

Monday, September 8, 2008




another day of tiredness tday.
must perservere...gotta earn money to buy my basketball shoe and a basktetball.hmmm.
nvr went to f1 site to work tday. whole day work at factory....which is....kinda sian.
why?
cuz at de f1 site u can juz sit down on de carpet floor and comfortably assemble all those table and chair shit. somtimes if u are lucky u can on de air conditioner urself.cant let boss know though.
o well...tday same thing also. unload stock, load stock, assemble chair, table. tok alot of crap with seng wei and fei lao da, tok about how we shld nt kill mosquito too much cuz it will be too late if they face extinction, blah blah blah~
fei lao da says he wanted a i-pod....but i seriously recommend he gets a.........
.....
nonono! i know wat u are thinking! those hu knows me will confirm says i will reconmend i-pork instead right?
but nonono!
i nt so lame ok?
i recomend fei lao da de........





I-FLEA!!!!!!




fei lao da!!!!do go get one!!
very convenient~
good day good day!


6:25 PM

Sunday, September 7, 2008




work work work...has been working for 3 days le. wed to fri. 8am to 5pm everyday.
alot of things happen dis few days. my ball is flat despite all de effort i tried to save him...haiz...rest in peace...my shoe finally unsavable since i had been extending his life for a couple of monthes le.
and finally de shame i gt at saturday....it is really inside de top 10 failure in my whole life. i shall nt speak bout it cuz i hate to speak bout it.
o well...all dese tiredness and sadness and shame must came to an end tday.slept at 2pm and woke up and arnd 11am. nice and sufficient slp.
and den after lunch and slept again which is frm 1pm to 5pm. another good afternoon nap...
actually i feel like slping more but i realise dat i may die if i slp any longer.


o well...让我们GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets 4get all de sad things dat happen dis few days except my 3 days pay~
good day good day!
o great...now i realise dat somthing is wrong with de song in my bllog..how come de variety becomes so jialat?!?!?!


5:17 PM

Wednesday, September 3, 2008




.....wtf....my neverflat bastketball....is flat.
i dunno why.
it is juz flat........no air....must buy new baskteball....so sad.....
haiz...tday 1st day of work....
so tired.....
.......................
haiz......
i go emo le....


6:49 PM

Monday, September 1, 2008




my my...isnt it great to be home.

wasnt too well for tday. abit dizzy..abit stomach ache..abit wanna die.

hmmm..maybe ate too much yesterday at my uncle's place.ahha

o well..so isnt in quite a good mood when i go to kendo practice. and since i was in pretty much a bad mood tday, i shall say somthing i wanna say for a long time.
do u guys find dis poster familier?




o yea...it is a movie coming up soon and i see it almost everyday when i went to de mrt station.....
.............and.....yea.....it is annoying....
1st of all wat are these 2 guys bearing their chest in a jungle? juz two of them.
wat de hell. they are obviously gay and these two are doing such indecent act in front of de camera which was placed in de mrt station near my hs.
i have no bone to pick with gays...hard gay in youtube is cool.
juz dat these 2 gays really piss me off.they tink they very funny issit?!?!?!?
being half naked and holding each other at de mrt station. i feel like squeezing a porcupine up their ass.

OH AND LOOKED!!!!

look at de word written on dis poster...yea. dat word written in white.
see dat g?den a...den y....
yea yea. i know it is korean and it means fate.
AND IT IS FATE DAT DIS MOVIE IS GAY SINCE EVEN DE KOREAN WORD LOOKS LIKE DE WORD 'GAY' IN DIS POSTER!!!!
alwright..i manage to vent up anger here..
good day good day!


10:54 PM