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Sunday, August 31, 2008




aye aye!!
went to celebrate jiaying's birthday tday. met at city hall and had lunch together. had japanese lunch...
how nice...yea...remind me of my birthday celebration dis year is to eat curry chicken noodles at koufu with my family.
haiz..abit lack to class...ahha
o well..nvm. after dat walk walk walk and i join jun wen and perf to de IT fair at suntec. bought a $12 screen protector for my labtop and well...failed to stick to my screen properly cuz some dust gt inside. sad sad.

maybe becuz i was watching 龙虎门 while sticking...and omy! isnt dat a super crappy show.
stupid show...nt only it interrupt me in sticking my screen protector but also wasted 2 hrs of my precious life.
basicly it says dis 2 brothers gt seperated frm each other becuz of some blah blah reason...
den both of their guardian kana killed by a same gay beccuz of blah blah reason...why i say dat killer is gay basicly becuz how he dressed......simply gay....
den dis two brothers go train 2gether frm a bastard hu suddenly pop out frm de show out of no where.
dey train train train and tada! dey defeated dat gay.
isnt dis stupid?!?!?
such a plain and boring show and was all bout fighting fighting fighting.
seriously i would rather watch 3 little pigs rather den dis show.
little red riding hood is cuter den de gal in dis show.wat a failure..tsk tsk.
o well..nvm..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIAYING!!!

JYJY!!!

good day good day!!!


10:32 PM

Wednesday, August 27, 2008




went to sentosa yesterday for class gathering...oo


never had so much fun for such a long time le. thx to jennifer and liching for organising!


everyting was perfect except for my sore eyes..





look at my eyes...

stare at dis beautiful,angel-like eye and i tink u will also kana affected by my sore eyes....

so dun stare at dis beautiful eye for too long.



i feel de pain even juz looking at dis pict.
some may think i gt sore eyes cuz gt too many bikini babes but no. it is true dat dere is a lot of bikini babes out dere but i gt infected since de day b4 yesterday.
those blood viens are like little maggots nibbling in my cute little eye balls sia.
wat a pain....
o well....had too much fun yesterday dat kana sun burn. lol
my back now is damn red. dis lessson tells us nvr take off ur clothes in de beach unless u had ur suntan lotion on.now wear clothes also pain...
well well.. good day good day!


2:31 PM

Tuesday, August 26, 2008




my eyeball gonna corrode den becomes jelly and *blop* out soon


11:44 PM

Sunday, August 24, 2008




oo! nice day nice day. raining raining all de way.
o well. saturday went to bball to celebrate de end of dis stupid exam. went to eunos community club cuz dere gt shelter as it is raining.
i nt sure how to go dere though. but no fear no fear cuz dere is somthing call a map in my hs.
so, checked de map and viola! alight at kembangan mrt and den walk towards de direction where kembangan cc is.
and o yea! it is drizzling....rain rain go away....
but hey! no fear no fear~ raing makes de air cool. so i walk walk walk.
some may ask why i dun take bus...cuz...cuz...
dere is a very sad explaination for dis....a very sad one.....
i dun have de $ to top up my EZ link!!!!!! OMG
BOOO HOOOOOOOOO
actually gt $ la.can only afford to take train cuz mrt concession.
but must save for several reason and de distance is acually quite short anw.
so...happy walking.
lost for abit, ask some pretty girls for direction...den lost for abit again.ask some bangala for direction again.
and yea!!! fianlly reached!!!!!!!
AND WAT DO I GET?!?!?!? eunos cc gt events going on...dere is chairs and table on de court.




gd.....nvm.....eunos cc....u gd....bagus...


nvm. it is great to have activities around de estate isnt it? or else senior citizen very sian.

ok..so met mock they all at de mac and decide wat to do next. we tok tok tink tink and finally decide to go to a court with shelter at tampinese cuz we are a bunch of if nvr play bball will die type. despo liao
so we take bus dere.
beep* my ezlink left 75cents.
ok. reach dere after a few stops
still drizzling..zzz. dis rain nvr stops. finally reach our destination.
de rain becomes damn big after we reached and even with de shelter, de court is damn wet.
well...had a poor performance dere...and gt one ball which i was getting as rebound, i wan to hao lian and band de ball damn loud when grabbing it down. i jumped, o yea, position positive, grip positive, posture positive. o yea! but when i was using all my force to bang, som1 hit dat ball away and viola! my finger crashed and my thumbs stilll hurt like siao.


ouch...


o well...nvm. after all dat, we decided to go k after de bball. everything was planned well and when i called to *make sure* dat dere is room. tada! dere is no room left.
wat a great day..simply great.....
23 august 2008 i willl remember dis day.
luckily things went well after saturday.
mock,perf and victor came to my hs to stay overnight after alll dat and yay!!!
gt devil may cry 4 and Assassin's Creed frm perf
gt game play le!!!
we slept at arnd 4 and next day went to katong.
and yea, take bus go.
beep* EZ link -45cents.
yea!!!!!
walk home after finnishing our biz at katong and guess wat!
it is drizzling!!!
dancing in de rain~
good day good day!


5:55 PM

Friday, August 22, 2008




YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXAM OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


wat shown below is my mood.








sniff...finally exam over. those sweet and bitter days...sniff.sniff
o yea. dere is somthing i must thanks.
he accompany tru my exam days and certainly add flavour to my miserable exam days.









dat is HELLO PANDA!!!!



YEA!!!!



HELLO PANDA!!!!







few weeks ago, my mom dunno for wat reason bought a super big tin of hello panda.






it is SUPER big.


O YEA!!!

hmm maybe it wun show de real size without a scale...

lets see....




















TA-DA!!!!!!









It..it is bout 6 times de height of bulbasaur!!!!! OMG!!!
for ur information, a bulbasaur is a grass/poison type......0.7m tall... according to de pokedex...

o well..dis is nthing...





















LOOK AT DIS!!!!









a charmander on top standing on top of bulbasaur dun even reach half its height!!! OMGZ!!!!


hmm..a charmander is a fire type pokemon and is 0.6m tall according to de pokedex.hmmm..shorter den bulbasaur.. i dunno dat till now sia... o well...


dun mind these small detail..an average charmander is 8.5kg and *gasp!*


bulbasaur is only 6.9kg! poor bulbasaur~ look at de way he is panting...





hmmm..maybe dis still wun show how big dis tin is...


















NIAHAHAHA!!!!!







HOW BOUT DIS!!! a bulbasaur and a charmander plus a spiderman still cant reach de tip of hello panda!! OMFGZ!!!!!!
look at de face of our bulbasaur..i tink he gonna cry le..boohoo!

lets see...de height of our dear spidey is 1.75m according to some i dun issit reliable stats i found on de net.
yea...a spiderman+charmander+bulbasuar< hello panda tin

and dis tin..i finnished it myself(and a little bit frm toon) in juz ONE WEEK!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA
seriously..it is nice.
hello panda. a gift frm de goddess.

good day good day!


11:20 PM

Tuesday, August 19, 2008




wtf.....i lost.......i need more power.....
lust for power again.....


9:38 PM

Friday, August 15, 2008




oooooooooooooooooooooo



finally...finally done with my principle of management. it is alright but still dun have much confidence in de paper though. den dat stupid wee hoe like do de paper like damn godly easy making me stress sia.



cuz i dun feel as easy as they all said..



stress~~~



o well. nvm. it is alll over. and i dun like to stress myself over things dat are already over.



pointless eh.



so as planned, nick, fei lao da, shing chen and i decided to play bball at de evening. shing chen and nick need to take their testimonial so we went to manjusri to go take. wan play at skul de..so long play at de court there. haiz. miss de good old days.



but de court is full and nick they all like dun like de idea of playing dere. so we went to de court outside manjusri to play.



and at dat point of time



and at dat night



de 4 of us



under de beautifull full moon.



WE BECAME LEGENDARY!!!!!



MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA







o well...i will explain why i said so...



we went dere and de court also had quite a number of ppl inside. they were playing full court.



o well. de game ends fast and we manage to get a half court to play.



after some warm up, we decided to play with dat bunch of guys hu played full court juz now we a 4on4.



o well....we won. yea....and next match...yea...we won again....den we won again.



haiz..getting boring. so we rest for awhile and den nick and i go play 2on2 with de same guy. and of course, we won again.



SIAN~~~~~~



aiya..they were good guys anw. frm geylang medodist sec. nt bad la.



we abit sian liao and nick has dis ingenious idea of walking to boonkeng to play. dat was a little bit of crazy but we agree on dat cuz we are crazy ppl and also cuz of de pom exam driving me crazy too.



den our journey to de west begins...we walk...walk...walk...and o yea! nick says he knows a short cut and so all of us 很天真的 follow em. well...we gt lost of awhile....and den it turns out dat we need to spend 30mins more to reach our destination..great...simply great....i accidentally kicked on a innocent frog on de when we are abit lost and almost step onto one too....nick..u are de best man....

U ARE DE BEST MAN!!!!!






o well..nvm cuz nick treat us all mac flurry after all dat.ty!!



and yea..finally we reached our destination. we felt so godly sia....such a accomplishment. our legs are like damn sour lor. juz when we are resting. 4 army guys ask us wan play 4on4 anot.



well.. since we came here for bball....might as well play.



so yea...we won de 1st match...and den yea...we won de 2nd match...and like de 3rd match we lost..cuz we are already like half dead liao.


so we went to mac to eat de macflurry nick promise us...yea!!!


den after de rest.


i gace de super ingenious idea of going back to de court outside manjusri to play again!!!


yea!!!!!!!!!


den we walk another journey to de bball court.


how nice. juz when we reach dere. de light turns off. we heck care and play anw.


dis time nt 4on4 we play a freaking full court!


haiya..cuz of my soloness i lose de match...sian..


o yea...dat is nt de point...we travel frm east to west den from west to east juz to play bball....


we really legend liao lor...


after de full court i can see angels flying arnd me when i close my eyes~ how nice.


i gain enlightenment~





djndfgnsfhbjsdiobjsrhbnrtoighjsdoibvjeioshbjrwoignweo;ihbioehgoiejgoiewhgoeihgeiohgiewhglkwehgoiehgioehgoejhgoe


STUDY FOR ACCOUNTS MICROECONS AND STATS!!!!!


BWAHAHAHAHA


MWAHAHAHA



...................ahmen.................



11:52 PM

Wednesday, August 13, 2008




sniff...sniff....poor hitler...aye..aye....

dis song is dedicate to poor hitler..sniff..

good day...good day...sniff



11:15 AM

Sunday, August 10, 2008




hmmm...
dcdbacd
dis is a code i set...any1 hu can solve de meaning of dis code posted in dis post will get a present de end of dis month..
i am serious abt dat


11:42 PM




i need to slap myself hard to study.
slap hard study hard.
good day good day


11:56 AM

Saturday, August 9, 2008




oo...so dis is wat they call drunk. after walking around suntec with yu yue to buy jiashi birthday present, we went to her hs to celebrate her birthday.
bought a musical...musical...box...yea...a..musical box for her. o well. hope she like it. me yu yue and nick reach first and we chat chat for awhile. den dat bastard nick suddenly need to go. which leaves me de only guy dere.
o well..nvm...after de other guest dat jia shi invites reach her hs, we play some stupid sizzor paper stone game. and de loser must drink alcohol.
o great. dunno y i kept losing. kept losing for dunno how many time. den drink drink drink.
so now i am posting in a rather dizzy state.
yea..still can think...juz abit dizzy. i still dun understand how come ppl get drunk willl get high though..i am nt really high leh...juz a tad tired. maybe ppl keep saying wrong stuff when they are drunk is cuz they are tired and de mood in de party is high. so their mind cant think well and say stupid stuff...hmmm
NT DRUNK NT DRUNK!!!! CHEERS!!!!
good day good day!


10:50 PM

Friday, August 8, 2008




kao...i must say i myself also had enuff of dis da bei zhou...i last time view my blog and my mom was juz beside me..den suddenly da bei zhou came out and my mom gave me a wtf look.
she must have tot i suddenly brain go coo coo sia.
so whenever i view my own blog must always off de volume. maybe i myself am too evil sia. cannot tahan dis holy song.o..and happy birthday to jia shi!!!!
claps claps
good day good day!


9:54 PM

Thursday, August 7, 2008




sibei jialat...die liao la.
heck is curently experiencing extreme poverty.
had been counting and planning money like siao.hope dat buddha can throw some cash for me..
ok. great! no sweat no sweat. finally finnish our last project for dis semester. well done well done!!! great to work with wee hoe szeying and toot.wat a great accomplishment. CAN A ONE LA!!!!MWAHAHAHA
now must chiong for exam liao.
rice with a sour plum on top....
good day good day!


11:10 PM

Wednesday, August 6, 2008




i hate ppl hu lies to me
i hate ppl hu looks down on me
i hates to lose

o..i loves money!!!!!!
i also love pineapple tart

dis post has a very special meaning....and intention....grrr


11:34 PM

Tuesday, August 5, 2008




tday after doing de stupid sharepoint project, went to gym with wee hoe and toon.lol..i wan go gym run on de treadmill de..did i spell correctly?hmmm heck care..o well.but it is occupied. so i bo bian go do physical training...
dododo den had to leave early cuz gonna bball with fren.so leave early
reach home at bout 6.30 den chiong go play bball..play with a bunch of phillipines..they looks strong..all very tall and muscular. but after we played a full court..they like kns. haiz. lousy..
o well..i skiped dinner cuz i am gaining weight. so abit hungry now. and was bored till browsing youtube video and was damn demoralised after i see dis video
plz note dat she is a gal....grrrr

haiz....i felt so pathetic after i saw dis video..sad sad..
well...nvm. good day good day!


11:33 PM

Monday, August 4, 2008




hmmm...it is the ghost festival. any1 of u feel scared~~~..dis is de time when our 好兄弟好姐妹 comes out and play.
however, fret not!!! i will now try to make my blog more holy~ so all viewers can have a peacful and holy time when watching my blog. no need say thank you.
good day good day!


10:52 PM

Saturday, August 2, 2008




i failed to treasure things dat was done to me in de past...i failed to give and shows de appreciation to de things dat i had found...haiz...i shld have shown how i treasure and gives my appreciations.....yet i juz tried to 4get bout it....
flowers dat booms in 31 is still beautiful..yet Autumn seems to be so far away frm me now.


emo emo~~~ahha nfashviudshvurihgewoifhveiurvrhwiegheiuwfywief


GOOD DAY GOOD DAY!!!!!!


10:58 PM