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Sunday, November 30, 2008




..i dunno if it is ok to laugh anot sia..

feel like laughing yet....poor kiddy



1:13 AM

Saturday, November 29, 2008




o god....

i tink i kana phobia....

tday we had our usual bball training...

den everyting is fine de leh.

after dat we went to de shade in kembangan cc, i was sitting down dere relaxing and drinking my h2o.

den suddenly i happen to look at my thigh.

wa! i was suprise dat my thigh muscle so big

i know my thigh is already big enuff le but dis time is de muscle bulging out leh..diffferent case.

hmm..must be becuz of de good training i had during de past few weeks.

den....de muscle somhow gets bigger...i was looking at my thigh and i can see de muscle is like getting more and more swollen..

den tada!!!i get de legendary muscle cramp.

two times liao lor!!! last week after training also liddat.

i tink my leg screwed la.

ok..i can see dat dere is 3 big main partsw of muscles in my thigh..

i see de 1st one get swollen up..

den de 2ndd one...den de 3rd one follow after..

i was like...omg....zzl they all straigten my legs and rest it on a higher position...

den when they are lifting my leg, wtf..my de other leg thigh also cramp.

wakao..2 legs in one go. they straigten both of my leg and it is like..still cramping and the muscle is still getting tighter and tighter leh..

seriously...i tink hell certainly gt one part they torture the ppl by dunno applying some liquid on the guys legs or thigh den de guy's leg will like go cramp like siao for 24 hr and de devil stand beside laughing while poking dat poor guy's like with de sharp thingy they holding in their hand

den de guy will like scream as de musccle gt swollen and swollen and de devil will apply some more of dat liquid till de muscle explode.

i tink dis is seriouly de best torture lor.

o..and after a long long time,

my raging muscle finally calm down...

as i try to move now,

wtf. my toe cramp..i cant imagine dat sia but it juz cramp.

and den after dat guess wat. my back muscle cramp....i..

i might as well go die la.

but.....very good very good!!!!

good day good day!!!

MWAHAHAHA


9:13 PM

Friday, November 28, 2008




hmmm

shld i blog...

no i shld not...

i very tired...

but long long nvr blog leh...

but u very tired leh...later die how?

but cannot leh...later my blog rust...

will die leh! u not scared of death ah?!!?

ok. good point

good day good day!


11:02 PM

Sunday, November 23, 2008




o my god....i shld be studying now. next week gt macroecons ica and also gt access ica..and...and...
i am now eating ice cream and watching 综艺大哥大?!?!?!?!!?

omg!!!

i want to study yesterday de...but yesterday play bball and do some stuff....

so wan tday study...but den....i also dun understand why i nvr touch my macro and access for a sec!!!

wdh..

o plz...god...if u are up dere..buddha...jesus...plz forgive me!!!!

i will be a good boy tml..

i will wake up early to study.

plz forgive me.

bless me.

amitofo.

ahmen.


10:15 PM

Monday, November 17, 2008




grrrr..

my fire refuse to cease when ppl look down on me.....


6:50 PM

Friday, November 14, 2008




gd day gd day!


tday went to sze ying's mother shop to get our hair cut.

we abit skip lecture cuz where gt ppl go lecture 4 hours consecutive de. will die de leh.

so anw, we went to szeying's mother shop.

toon and boon like extreme make over sia. esp toon. really see le omg lor.

while wee hoe and i only juz get our hair trim. haha.

den after dat, i went to have my 2nd second session with a chinese sensei at tampinese.

o god...it is really several times more hellish den de last time lor.

actually my ankle shld be better de.

but de swell juz somhow stop at a point and wun improve.

kao. last time after he use some hard thingy to scrap my swollen ankle(dis is really de most godly painful part), he use somthing like a thumb nail to poke some hole on my leg.

den he SQUEEZE de blood out. kao...

ok..dis time...after he use dat hard thing to scrap my swollen ankle(still very godly pain),

he took out somthing horrible frm his drawer. i was looking at dat thing thinking wtf are you going to do with dat thing.

really scary sia..i ask him wtf is dat thing. he said with friendly smile...

这是七星针

ARRRGGHHHHH



serious...it look somthing like dis...no joke.



grants 40 damage. 40% bash





o. and de blood is de blood after he....after he.....

sniff...

after he keep slaming dat thing on my swollen ankle!!!!

ARGHHHH

last time is he poke a few hole den squeeze de blood out..

now i tink he dulan he lazy liao.

he juz slam dat thing on my ankle.

ok la...it is juz tapping actually...but..but...

it is damn sharp needle leh...and on my swollen ankle...

my ankle was damn bloody after dat lah..

good day..sniff...good day....


10:22 PM

Saturday, November 8, 2008




tday....tday is de 1st day i start to play bball after 2 weeks of rest...

actually cannot play de leh...i still cannot catch rebound and perform some lay up.

but becuz de training i hand damn itchy ah.

i played a fulll court.

hmmm.. ok la..nt bad...for a pai kah. ahha

and omg...i lost my shoe bag when we went to de hawker to eat.

i put dere and forgt to take and only realise it when i was almost at home.

phone to mock house immedietly since his house is so close to de market and ask jun wen help me go see still dere anot..

and it is nt dere!! omg! zzzzz

he say some bastard auntie took it..inconsiderate bitch.

kao..lucky i was wearing my air jordan instead of putting in de shoe bag..but still de shoe bag very ex leh..arnd 30 lor..kao...

den after dat went to play bball again with mock they all at 3pm.

actually really shld nt go play.

but still, de same ole reason. hand itchy sia..must play bball...

and dere, i finally manage to really 发泄

2 weeks nvr play liao leh. of course must 发泄 la!

but still...rebound cmi. so can only offence.

BUT still, OWNZ!!!! p.s: nt opponent ownz..i ownz..some clowns confirm will say is opp ownz de...i wun say hu

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

next week shld be able to recover le lah...i tink..

cuz last week i also tot dis week shld be able to recover.

well anw, good day good day!!

ohhhh...my shoe bag.
zzzzzz


8:56 PM

Thursday, November 6, 2008




my mood will be absolute bad and down until de next time i play bball...

so forgive me if i did somthing horrible to whoever that may kana..

god bless you.


9:47 PM

Wednesday, November 5, 2008




i had nt been touching bball for weeks le...

abit wan vomit vomit.

starting i forbid myself frm playing bball cuz my right ankle abit pain...

den after a week of rest, i tink heaven buay song me so fast play bball and let me injured my left ankle in de 2nd game after my rest.

and becuz of dat injury, i was nt able to play bball for weeks...WEEKS!!!!

kao...

nvm! de problem is ppl around me also tok bout bball...hand damn itchy sia.

i swear dat after i recover, de 1st ball dat i shoot is gonna be a HUGE 打板上篮. I GONNA SLAM SO HARD DAT THE WHOLE COURT CAN HEAR!!!!!

grrrrrr

know wats my feeling? my feeling is like putting a super big exploding dynamite inside a tupperwear.

i know some bastard gonna say de sparks dats gonna ignite de dynamite will extinguish once i close de tupperwear becuz of de lag of oxygen.

i am juz setting an example u bastards!

so if u have de thought u better slap urself.

i dream also wan play bball sia...

yesterday nick call me bout our team jersey de L size is out if stock...

after dat, i keep tinking bout bball for de rest of de day.

den tday worst.

fei lao da dunno wats his problem ACTUALLY HAD DE BALLS TO ASK!!!

(Heck.wan bball nw mahs?)

KAO!! i tink he purposely de lor..he good....

de 1st one i gonna thrash once i recover is fei lao da..

u better prepare urself....


7:29 PM

Saturday, November 1, 2008




LOL!

funny things done by Serene. everyones damn bored during tutorial.

esp our effective writting de.




11:19 AM