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Wednesday, July 30, 2008




o great..de song my i-pork is playing makes my blog sounds so emo..the problem is i dunno how to take away de song. great..juz great....i add dis song into my playlist and now i dunno how to remove.

o btw..any1 of u tried coke twist? yea. dere is pepsi twist which is pepsi with a twist of lemon. i know there is coke lime but any1 tried coke with lemon?
well... dere is a shop which i went to tday. i look at de menu. well...there is our usual coke, pepsi, root beer etc..but juz when i was reading tru dat stupid menu, dere i found coke twist and
wow...it cuz $1.80

yea....sing dollar mind you. pepsi twist is $1 and coke twist is $1.80. nice eh. well...out of curiosity i ordered dat coke twist...and after a bout 1min of wait. viola!! here comes coke twist....
well...dere is our normal cup of ice....









o..ok..maybe i shldnt say it is our normal cup of ice..cuz dere is a slice of lemon dis size inside de cup......









so dere is a cup of ice, and a slice of lemon inside it...

so wat comes next is dis...






yea....a can of coke is next....coke twist.....so...with a cup of ice and a slice of lemon inside, followed by a can of coke= coke twist....


HE TINK HE VERY FUNNY ISSIT?!?!?!?!?


CANT HE AT LEAST HAVE DE COURTESY OF POURING DAT CAN OF COKE INTO DE CUP TO SERVE AND NT HAVING ME TO POUR MYSELF AND AT LEAST KINDLY BLUFF ME DAT HIS COKE TWIST SHIT HAS SOMTHING MORE DEN JUZ ADDING LEMON INTO COKE?!?!?

o well..nvm...lets tok bout de taste test...after i pour dat coke into de cup MYSELF,
i understand why they nvr pour dat coke into their ingenious idea of lemon in a cup of ice.
CUZ THEY KNOW VERY WELL THEMSELF DAT IT TASTE LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

WDF?!?!?!?!?!?!?
o well...i am nt sure if my tastebud gt prob or they need go mental checkup cuz after dat i prefer to drink de coke alone...pouring de coke into dat cup like will cuz chemical reaction dat changes coke into pee sia...

and dat pee cuz $1.80..........coke twist.......pepsi twist $1........pee was more expensive den coke twist..........i was speechless..........


10:02 PM

Monday, July 28, 2008




songs really affects my mood sia...
tday starts out nice de leh. de sun was nice, de clouds were nice, my breakfast were nice, my pineapple busicuits were nice also. everyting were nice till i step out of my doorstep!!!!
yea...till i step out my house and listen to my mp3.....de 1st song is de song currently playing in my blog...great..juz great...it makes me emo for de rest of my day. i feel like crying when i reach skul sia...
what do we learn frm dis lesson? early in the morning cannot listen to sad song. must listen to 早安老师!!!!
oh...if u wan to lighten up ur mood after hearing dis song frm my blog...dun hesitate to play de 早安老师 on my previous post.
ok la..... i cry liao.....
emo day emo day!

一开始我只相信伟大的是感情

最后我无力的看清强悍的是命运

你还是选择回去

他刺痛你的心但你不肯觉醒

你说爱本就是梦境

跟你借的幸福我只能还你

想留不能留才最寂寞

没说完温柔只剩离歌

心碎前一秒用力的相拥着沈默

用心跳送你辛酸离歌

原来爱是种任性不该太多考虑

爱没有聪不聪明只有愿不愿意

看不见永久听见离歌


EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOOD DAY GOOD DAY!!

WTF?!?!?!?!?


9:31 PM

Sunday, July 27, 2008






9:39 PM

Thursday, July 24, 2008




grrrrrrr...i gonna take back my words....wat 早睡早起身体好...BULLSHIT!!!!PUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i tday wake up after a few hrs kana sore throat...den my mood was like shit tday.(becuz of the sore throat..)
grrrr...grrrrr...i hate you 啊哟哟老师。。。。。你给我记住。。


11:45 PM




ooo.i have been such a good boy sia..yesterday i actually slept at 9!!!!omg..den i woke up tday at 5...tsk tsk..早睡早起身体好!
plus de reason i am a more of a good boy is i wake up so early to do my work...nice huh!




wtf?!?!?


7:26 AM

Monday, July 21, 2008




hmmm..did i mention b4 i 4 days nvr touch basketball and like wan die liao? o yea. it breaks a record of nt touching bball for 4 days. so i have no choice to compensate dat by breaking another record.
5 DAYS STRAIGHT OF BASKETBALL!!! MWAHA. i thursday went play with my bro at night.. after dat i go play fei lao da they all at friday. dat day we play like siao cuz i met edwin they all at night. and sat..yea.my usuall bball day. tiring as usual. rain in de afternoon but we played after de rain at arnd 5 liddat.
sunday morning play with kelvin at my hs dere and play with my bro again at arnd 6pm. met a stupid guy hu wear a beijing olympic t shirt..he tink he very funny sia.
we totally thrash em 3on3 with me my bro and my anothr junior hu comes frm manjusri. i love de look on his face when he is defeated..ahha..den after dat he very thick skin and ask for a rematch even thoug my manjusri junior went home..so now is 3v2..my bro with me vs they 3..
he play until damn rough and no sportsman ship lor..i damn du lan and i sear dat i must win dat match in order to look at his defeated expression again.
as expected, we win..o well..i dun plan to lose though.


haha....HAHA...HAHAHA....MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

victory is always sweet

o well.. nice nice..and bout tday..actually wan play with wee hoe toon szeying they all de.. i had to bring dis bball of mine to skul and it is like rain frm morning to evening sia.. lao tian dun give face neh. so we no choice but to go home..haiz.
but on my way home. i discovered dat de rain has stop at my place dere. so i alight at kallang mrt and practice shooting on my own at a nearby court which is also along my way home.
met a strange china girl.

strange china girl(holding a badminton bag):可不可以陪我打羽毛球?

me(stare at her for a few second...):不可以

strange china girl(stare at me for a few sec):为什么?

me: 应为我在练球

china girl:....................

hmmmm. am i abit bad?
o well. nvm
gd day gd day!


9:48 PM

Saturday, July 19, 2008




i tot dat all is over...on july 14, i gave up on her....i felt dat our days are over and she finally decided to leave me alone to face dis world on my own.


how i wish we could have spend more time together...




how i wish we could continue to hold hands together forever..




juz when i tot all is over....juz when i tot she has finally gave up on me...




juz when i tot she is becoming juz a fragment of memory in my mind.




SHE APPEAR AGAIN!!!! she was always beside me..looking upon me..juz dat i do nt notice her!!



















MY WATCH!!!! I LEFT HER IN A SMALL POCKET IN MY BAG AND I 4GET DAT I LEFT IT DERE!!!! OMG!!!!!!



MY WATCH!!!









MY WATCH!!!!









MY WATCH!!!!!






MY WATCH!!!!!!






MY WATCH!!!!!!!







MY WATCH!!!!!!!!












MY WATCH!!!!!!!!!








MY WATCH!!!!!!!!!!














MY WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!







MY WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!






MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GOOD DAY GOOD DAY!!


11:08 PM




grrrr.....grrrr... basketball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! had basketball with fei lao da, nick and shing chen. we meet at our place to play de. but den too many ppl.
so we went to macperson cc to play. nice at 1st but after dat they gt taekwando training and is using de court. so we went to another court to play somwhere beside de cc...
also all is well at 1st but den a group of ppl came to kick soccer..grrrr.....o well..nvm. den we went to fei lao da place to play..finally. a nice place to play. we play play play den realise dat edwin and ying hao is actually at de other side of de court!!
omg. so longnvr see them.plus it is quite dark dere.we play like siao dere...dunno why my mood is grrrrr...grrrrr...SUPER SOLO!!!!!
dunno why i juz lust for strength and performance den...was super high...maybe is becuz too long nvr touch bball le...so abit grrrrr...wan to play like siao.so even when shing chen, nick and fei lao da they all go home liao i still stay and play with edwin they all..I WAN STRENGTH AND DOMINATION IN DE COURT!!!!!!MWAHAHAHA...abit high...
FLY HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR WILL IS UR STRENGTH!!!!!!!!!!!


1:19 AM

Thursday, July 17, 2008




grrrr...wan die liao.i 4 days nvr touch bball sia.kao. like cannot breath liddat. tml MUST bball!!!!i dun wanna die yet! ahha. tday html lesson damn sian..and toot and i somhow get lost after an hour in wat de hell de teacher is toking.so we finnaly gave up and play dis game on de internet... http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm
..quite a nice game to play when u gt nthing to do. o well.. i was addicted to it and broke my own high score..i was so happy but when i look at how toot was doing, i feel like juz go slith my wrist sia...HIS SCORE IS 8 DIGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MINE IS ONLY 6?!?! grrrrr..
well. dat is nt de point. de point is we gt caught by de tutorial teacher..so sad..kana scold by em..den i was thinking and wondering if dennis gt caught playing...wat will de teacher say sia...(dennis is older den her).
o well.. has been wathcing bball match recently..watch but cannot play is driving me crazy..o..lets end off with Tracy Mcgrady most godly moment





LOOK AT DE SCORE AND DE TIME!!!!!!!YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TMAC OWNZ!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHA


7:09 PM

Monday, July 14, 2008




money~ lose my watch, no mrt concession~ money fly away~~~~
Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!
no fear no fear~
good day good day!



10:04 PM

Saturday, July 12, 2008




oo. had kendo training tday.it is my 1st training since term break and the last training for the exam.
kao..had a cold and a stomach ache but decided to go to kendo anw.. we had our usual warm up and a few strokes.
kao..my hands and legs were shaking after dat sia. i was like OMG?!?!?!?!?!? WHEN HAD I BECAME SO WEAK?!?!? i was really like 晴天霹雳..
dunno is i nvr go kendo for too long or becuz of de cold and stomach ache and and it is not de usual stomach ache dat u usually gt when u wan to shit..i dunwan to shit but de stomach still damn pain.know de diff? when u had stomach ache and wan to shit, u can juz shit and TADA!!! de pain is gone...but dis stomach ache i had...i dun really understand wat he want frm me man...i tot i really might die if de training continue but luckily, we had different training dis time.
instead of juz practicing basics strokes, we get to train by hitting on "opponent's" shinai. dis kind of things really make me real high lor. it is somwhat like sparring and i love~ sparring.
i like dis kind of competition and it really makes me go hyper and forget all bout de cold and stamach ache.it makes my blood boil(nt angry, juz excitement) when we had dis training..ahha.. dis is de most fun training i had since i join kendo sia.
p.s:jiaying's expression when she saw me in her line for de training was priceless
o well..was expecting to see som1 wear formal wear tday sia...but nvr wear..haiz
nvm..good day good day!


12:19 AM

Wednesday, July 9, 2008


ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA~ i change the skin. why? cuz de previous one sux.yea... it sux. oh. speaking of sux, it reminds me of ICA again. dere is stats dis fri!!!!!!! grrrrrrr. kao... o well. NYP had dis youth festival thing.

wats cool is dat they give out free popcorn and cotton candy. how nice of them. and yea. dat is my lunch.me and szeying had a bag of popcorn and a stick of cotton candy each. it is abit filling in some sense...yea...when one has no $....has to phyco himself dat he is full even when he is nt...haiz..o..and so as nt to end up having dis twisted mind concept, i go and take more FREE popcorn and cotton candy after dat!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

o well...met jiaying in de library when i was busy finding a nice seat to use my labtop and play my psp. the whole library is like so crowed like shit and i dunno go round and round de library how many times. and den i decide to go tru de cafe to go to north wing cuz de cafe smell so nice and viola! i saw jiaying dere busy looking for jaslyn.

ahha. she is busy looking for her so as to hand her de birthday card she make. so nice. seeing her so nice, i being de nicest person in de word decide to help her!!mwahahahaha. so nice.
and yea, she was like giving dunno how many phone call to jas who nvr pick up.

jiaying was like almost giving up and me again, being de kindest person in de world manage to held her frm giving up. see!! how nice of me!! mwahahaha.ps: i wun 4get teo xiang gor gor..mwahahaha.and my sincerity touched buhdda and jesus. Jas finally pick up de phone..see!!! my 功劳 so big . ahha.

o well..after all dat i dun manage to find a seat to play my psp cuz liching they all come to do project liao..haiz. so i have no choice but to play while doing project..no choice sia..haiz. ahha.too bad nvr get to see de performance outside de auditorium.

o well..lets end off in one night in beijing



把酒对月高歌的男儿 是北方的狼族!!!!


10:16 PM

Tuesday, July 8, 2008


grrrrr

kao...over flooding sia...wan die liao. no mood to blog. dats all. have a nice day


7:55 PM

Monday, July 7, 2008


WDF?!?!?!?



12:45 AM

Saturday, July 5, 2008


Mood Swing Sio

kao... had a severe mood swing tday. nvr had b4 long long time liao.wake up at 6 in the morning to play bball with nick, shing chen and fei lao da.
all is well. at 1st. i was very high and we play a full court match with some strangers with zhi wei we unexpectly met at de court. we win of course.MWAHAHAHAHA. heck is godlike~
o well. it is tired but happy. go home and slept straight away sia. even though it is juz a sleep of 1hr plus, it is a very good sleep.
but thing is when i woke up. i feel like wan punch ppl liddat. dunno why sia.my mood juz suddenly go down like siao.felt like the whole world is against me and i am like wan to punch any1 hu gets in my way.tsk tsk. abit like myself in the past.
after lunch go bball again with mock they all. still in bad mood but i am always alright when i am with frens.lol, saw jia shi dere. so long nvr see her.play play play for several hrs till my leg abit cramp liao. walao.
but on my way home, while listening on one off utada hikaru songs 虹色バス. i suddenly went to a good mood!! how amazing. well. on my way home i also made my final decision. P L failed.I decided to juz forget it totally. ahha
but i also gain lots of experience through dat. haiz. made too much mistake . tsk tsk. but mistakes gives me experience.i must admit dat i seriously really learn alot frm all dis. so no fear.
ahh. somtimes juz making a firm decision is good.. now can relax liao. no need think bout dis and dat..so... YAY!!! i nt emo liao..MWAHAHAHAHAHA. i tink only toon understand dis post lol
o well. friendship is forever.
and.. the moon is really beautiful tnite..serious.ok, i know dis is no link. but it is really nice.
ahha. good day good day!


8:35 PM

Friday, July 4, 2008


YAY!!!

Heck: kao..so sian..wan bball?

肥老大:o? when?

Heck: now..wan?

肥老大: ok

Heck: settle. later i go ur hs i call u.. i go le..cya

肥老大: kk i go da bian 1st





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Heck™

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SEE DAT!?!?!?! dats wat i call 爽快!ahha! only good frens can like dis. lol. had bball with 肥老大 after my dinner cuz i after dinner realise dat i have been gaining weight.so.......
BBALL MARATHON!!!!!!! tml morning 6.30 am play with 肥老大 nick and shing chen...den 3pm play with mock they all, my daily bball day. think i willl die sia. must go back to my 75kg.. currently 77kg..tsk tsk.
poly life really is different frm secondary skul life sia.. sec skul life we like play bball everyday. poly life gt so little time for exercise.miss de sec skul life.
but...but...poly gt aircon!!!!!so victory to poly life!!!!poly life OWNS!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ good day good day!


11:03 PM

Thursday, July 3, 2008


AYE AYE!!

WOOOHOOOOOO! had html ICA tday~ i know i flunk this ICA but wat a great relief...to have one thing lesser to worried about. Next is the stupid oral communication presentation tomorrow, and the stupid stats ICA next week.ICA...go die..no body likes you...u sux. the whole world hates you..u son of a beach.O well..forget bout ICA.ICA u sux...

i felt dat it is best to settle things fast. cuz the longer u delay things, the more u tink about dat thing.so even if it is small little problem it willl also give a a big amount of stress as it keep bothering u.dats wat happen to me in my oral com...kao. but i manage to finnish it!!muaha.

dis morning went to some funeral thing of my grandfather.kao..we had to kneel on the floor juz to let de priest chant their prayers..it is bored plus tiring lor. such a lifeless activity.they think they very funy issit?!?!?den they keep chanting and chanting and we have to stand up and kneel down again.

grrrr den had durian and cold lychee juice for breakfast. sweet huh.i have to say dat it taste godly weird.i tink will have chemical reaction when this 2 things put together.maybe u all shld go try one day. i feel like i gonna diarrhea after eating dat sia...but lucky i dun have...man of steel. mwahaha.after all dat shit i was den send to skul by mom to have those stupid lecture and ICA.and after all dat lecture and html shit,

went to orchard with weehoe and toon to buy a belt.lol. they are willing to accompany me juz to buy a belt..so touch. ahha. thx guys. o well. we find dis stupid belt frm summerset to orchard sia...de belt all so ex. tsk tsk..o well. manage to find 1 dat is 18+at far east plaza.. heng sia. cuz i know i gonna broke dis month cuz of several reasons.

lol. and met xuewen dere also.met while buying bubble tea. i nt buying bubble tea though..i buying some mixture of chendol and durian.kao. had so many durian tday. and de taste is...well....man of steel, man of steel.ahha.almost went into a condom shop after dat.o well. still need go do de final touch on my presentation. gd day gd day! nice tail nice tail!


10:19 PM

Tuesday, July 1, 2008


dis post may be abit emo..but i must say i nt emo....but seriously dis post may be abit emo...but i really must say i am really nt emo

kao...had basketball with frens after all de stupid lecture and tutorial. realise dat ica keep coming sia.... ICA sux.... ICA u sux!!!!!!! stupid ICA . ICA dis ICA dat. think very funny issit?!?!?and need prepare for dis stupid oral com ICA2(VOMIT BLOOD) o well..de good thing bout tday is de bball. i realise dat my back injury is somhow strangely cured!!!dat is abit omg. though stilll feel de pain somtimes but nt so pain le. thx to mom giving some strange therapy thx mom!.lol after bball we went eat and tok about some chicken cutlet and blue foot thing which makes me spit out some ice kachang i was eating.

P.S ice kachang taste best after basketball..siMply the gIft of the goDDe$$


o yea..poly was nice la..but dere is somhow i felt more stress in poly den in sec..maybe cuz i 4gt de stress in sec but ..o well...i tink i gt de same prob as some gal i know. kao...gt stress up by many things..ICA,(grrrrr stupid ICA...ICA u sux) and some relationship prob and also alot of things. lol but i somehow manage to hide it anw..some close frens might realise dat i somhow will get angry in small little things..haha..i apologize for dat. i also heard frm som1 dat men tends to hide their feelings and problems dats why they die faster...scary sia..ahha..but i know i can get rid of dis kind of stress fast if u manage well. so lets 4get it for de time being..MWAHAHAHAHA~MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! good day good day!!


8:49 PM