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Monday, June 29, 2009




ok...i rarely update my blog so fast after my last update....but i really must find someplace to release steam....
recently i have been really du lan....extremely du lan.....
y? becuz of insonmia.
why? why i go to bed at 12 and i only manage to slp at 3?
dear god..i demand an explanation...
y i go to bed at 12 and only manage to slp at 3?
even yesterday, i was so god damn tired. tired to de extend dat i feel like vomiting( i am nt exaggerating)
so i went to slp early...and?
AND?!!?!?!?!?
y i only manage to slp at arnd 3am!?!?!?
WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?
i know y.....
cuz dere is a big lump of things dat couldnt get out of my mind....
i wan to bang wall i tell u....i hope banging de wall works but i tink i will die first.
so not good...
how dulaness affect me:
do all of u like ants?
they are small and cute arnt they? they clean up ur mess for u and help u eat ur crumps.
i like ants alot.....
but wat happen yesterday is....
my mum ask me to help her chop down a tree dat has grown oversized beside our house.
ok...so i walk dere with a axe, and i saw lots and lots of ants beside de tree...red ants.
du lan level 1
i cant chop down trees when dere are lots and lots of ants nibbling on my leg cant i?
dere for wat i do is...i took a solid fuel where my house kept for emergency......
light it up, throw it into de bunch of dry leaves where those ants are happily crawling....
den i go back home to slack for 5 mins and came back...
good! no more dry leaves, no more ants. only ashes..
ok.....so i continue to chop de tree....and guess wat....
ants nvr die..all of them climb up to de tree to escape de fire and when i chop....it is raining ants...
yea...big red meat hungery ants falls on u......millions of them......
du lan level 2
dis time i am nt tinking straight already....
i took out a bottle of kerosene,
emty de whole bottle on de tree,
light a match,
bon voyage!


8:57 AM

Friday, June 26, 2009




Chapter One:








I wish to be a pilot....









Chapter Two:








I wish to be de best in soccer...










Chapter Three:










i wish to be stronger in everything.....











Chapter Four:





I wish to understand life better....









wats next? : )


9:04 PM

Monday, June 22, 2009




i know liao la.......

i really know liao la.....

V=dx/dt

Sing Along!!!!!

I love you you love me.

we are happy family

with a great big hug

and a kiss from me to you,

wont you say you love me too

i love you, you love me,

we are best friends

like friends should be

with a great big hug

and a kiss from me to you,

wont you say you love me too!

lvl one: dis guy sot

lvl two:wtf?!

lvl 3: hmmmmmmmmmmm.....hmmmmmm...

金田一 lvl : omg! he actually *sensor**sensor*!!

i seldom speak out wat i truely feel to others....

but de above post is exactly my true feelings

every words has a deep meaning in it.

if u can decipher de code above and realise my true secret and de plan to destroy earth,

u are jesus/buddha.



10:43 PM

Friday, June 12, 2009




my mood part 1
yay!! i knew dere is still kind people around in dis world. de 1st time is i lost my handphone, den some1 picked it up for me and return it to me!!!!
dis time i lost my lappy and wallet.
also gt some1 picked up for me and left it at de admin office!!!
too bad i dun have de chance to see you.
but huever u are, thank you!

my mood part 2

...i know it is finally holiday and i shld be happy...
但是我的心好空虚。。。。。
i understand y and god damn it!!!
how i wish i can juz cut off dat part of my emotion.
it is juz a god damn hindrance in my life...
o gawd...
words cant discribe wat i wanna say man


10:55 PM

Monday, June 1, 2009




wow!
so touched lor...
tday we had our essential sport and wellness management lesson in de health science block cuz we gonna study real muscles and bones...
i was late cuz de mrt driver kuku dunno why drive so slow.
den de moment i reach de room, half of de class were dere and they sang happy birthday!
omg!!!
i was like...wtf!??!
den i quickly want to escape frm de room but i god damn dunno how to open de door...it was after dat boon den show me dere is a switch beside de door dat u must press den can opened..wdh...
all we see are real human corpse and bones even internal organs..wow!
pretty disgusting but hell yea!
den after dat, wee hoe handed me a present dat is wrapped like a sweet.
he quickly told me to opened up and guess wat!
it is....
omg!!!!

it is!!!!!





a box of mark and spencer biscuits!!!!!!!
den wee hoe told me is toon, melissa, sze ying, zhi jun, liching and himself share buy for me de...
so touch isnt it?
6 of them contribute to buy a box of biscuits.....
den toon came and told me "srry la ah gong, we too poor liao"
i understand la..
i also very poor....
so i can understand..nvm....you xin yi jiu can le.
den after dat zhi jun say..open up and share leh!!
den i was like...walao..really very poor leh...so many ppl share one box of biscuit den after dat still wan share...
den ok lor~
i open de box and OMG!!!!!
A SAMSUNG U4 MP3!!!!!
#$%^&*&^%$#%^&!!!!!
(*&^%$#$%^&*&^%$#%^&
)(*&^%$#$%^&*(
TAKGHESLBHFRS
NSR
NR
N
JHWRHGETH
GRYWH

(speechless)


をみんなに感謝!
thankyou toon, zhijun, weehoe, szeying, melissa and liching!!!

私はあなたのすべての愛!!


8:04 PM