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Sunday, May 31, 2009




ehhhh
i am still alive....................
i tot my eyes will stay close forever when i totally knocked out in de sofa.
yea...wat an extraordinary birthday.
i 19th birthday was celebrated while running my 42km marathon...
i wun 4gt dis birthday sia...totally.....
words cant explain lor..
starting running was such a breeze. later in part....even one km is like take god damn long....
o well....2 points i learnt frm dis race...
point 1: applying deep heat when running halfway is effective...however, it is like u pour kerosene alll over ur leg, den u use a lighter and light up ur god damn leg....helleluya!
u become sonic lor...when u stop, de heat will be so strong dat u will cry. therefore u have to run fast so dat de wind can cool ur legs down. swee.....
point 2: i dunwana fren those hu run 84km.... they are mutants....


4:59 PM

Saturday, May 30, 2009




extraordinary friday...

woke up at 6 in de morning cuz i gt lesson on 8am. lesson is quite boring...straight 4hrs of brain exercise den went out with boon toon shiam leong hui and szeying to go walk walk shopping walk walk shopping all de way to 5pm to meet shao yi they all go k....
thx shao yi, zhe zhen and apple for de lamp....thx mock and jing for coming too!
too bad merlin cant come, sian. long time nvr see.
o well..after dat we forward on to my crazy plan......
we decided to climb into de old manjusri school building. lucky shao yi nvr come sia. heng.lol
ppl hu came:
mock
kelvin
genjing
qiqi
my bro.
we meet at 1am outside mjr..swee...
well...b4 we even climb into de building, we even saw police liao.
haha. heck care. like i care man!
bro is de 1st to go in...he did some wtf things like climb on top of auntie betty's house....
we explore explore abit and noticed dat all de door possibly lock is all locked.
dat leave us with no choice but i climb up to certain room and open locks frm inside.
we went tru de window of de classroom in de 2nd floor...it is like damn dark and quiet lor...lucky gt bring torchlight with us.
de one hu went exploring are me bro mock and qiqi.
kelvin and gen nvr come with us. heaven knows why?
it is god damn fun!!!
we explore de school hall and manage to find a stair case which leads us to level one. we unlock de lock to ask gen and kel to come with us but they still dunwan leh.
o well... we explore de whole of new block and decided to carry on to de old block.
all de path to new block were expectedly locked.
well...leaves us with no choice once again...
we climbed some sort of roof thingy to get into de art room through de window...de only one dat is opened..lucky us..it is like those game where u have to find de only way arnd de building and dere always happen to be one way.
we were so exited when we found de only valuables we first see.
fire extinguisher!!!
it is like..yay!!!!!
we get so carried away dat we each took one...nt to mention dat it is quite heavy...after awhile, we decided to put de fire extinguisher besides de only exit we found to get down to first floor. which is de window we climb in. we tink dat we put dere first and take them when we go back to 1st floor.
we explore de home econ and dnt room and guess wat we found.
fire extinguisher!!!lots of them!! and better one too!
omg. although it is slimer, it is so much heavier.
of course we took them. den we went into de music room and i found lots of old records. i took some even though i dun need them..haha.
since qiqi and i were ex manjusrian, we cant help but tot of all de ghost stories past down by our seniors.
but all de way, our biggest fears are de resident and kaypo taxi drivers which might see us. all of us wears black as i told them but qiqi actually wear white!!!omg. cuz they ride their bike here so it is dangerous to wear black though. well. it is more dangerous if ppl see us.we had been hiding and did our best to stay stealth lor.
we crept all de way down to 1st storey of old block. i wanted to go into de staff room de ...but all lock sia. de last room we explore is at de parade square...totally expose to de hdb block and parking lot. but cuz i was god damn curious bout de room.
it is said dat it is de room where de ncc's kept all their guns inside. wtf..
de room has 3 stylo milo lock which locks de room and wat i cleary see is....
all 3 lock is unlock!!!!
although expose to de public, we decided to go inside...we put all 3 locks away and den...
we opened de door..
guess wat....
dere is alarm....a small high pitch sound...
all 4 of us totally freak out...seriously..
we run like siao...and dere is dis stupid car dat park at de carpark with de lights on...i wonder if de driver inside saw us running while carrying fire extinguisher and some random things we found.hahaha
we have no choice but to abandon de fire extinguisher in de art room.
we ran all de way to meet kel they all and climb out of de school asap lol.
we took only one small fire extinguisher with us though. we have to leave de high quality one behind cuz it is so heavy and difficult to climb over de fence with it.
damn fun lor...had an fire extinguisher party after dat...
it is...
awesome....white firework...words cant express de exitment we had lol
de only regret is dat i lost de only chance to see wats inside de most secured 3 lock room in mjr...
every skul has its secret.
ha.
i did all i wan le...now i going for marathon already...had de cake shaoyi bought for me
thx! it is delicous!
god bless me i dun die when running marathon.
good day good day!


8:34 PM

Monday, May 25, 2009




if de mp3 i currently using is de piano in my living room,
den de mp3 i lost is a god damn grand piano...

if de ear piece i had lost is like an angel whispering softly to my ear,
den de ear piece i am using now is like boon singing besides my ear....




如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会

我会对那个 mp3 说三个字我爱你。

如果非要在这个爱上面加一个期限

我希望是一万年!


7:47 PM

Sunday, May 24, 2009




if one day i met a genie...he is able to grant me a wish.
wat would i wish for?
nope. it is nt all de money in de world or all de women in de world...
neither would i wish for world peace....
i would wish for all de knowledge in world and able to know every mystery dat exist in de universe.
i always wonder how de bermuda triangle make battle ships and fighter plane vanish into thin air.
i always wonder how de pyramid is build.
i always want to know if black magic really exist, how did it work?
and i also want to know......


i also wants to know........

WHERE DE F IS MY GOD DAMN MP3 PLAYER?!?!!?!?!

.......

how...how did it vanish into thin air when i was juz holding it in my hand when i was on my way home....
seriously...how did it happen?
i was juz walking walking with my fren and my mp3 on my hand and den when i reach a traffic light i was like "eh? where is my mp3 player?"
it was like....i was like....wtf?
after a long and tedious analysis,
i finally manage to come out with a few points why my mp3 disappear.

point 1: while i as walking holding my mp3 player in my hand, dere is suddenly a time void juz de size of my mp3 player which appear besides me and my mp3 falls into de void...

point 2:because i always replay de song a like in my mp3, de song dat i keep playing emitts a high frequency sound dat attracts alien and kidnapped my mp3 for investigations.

point 3: because i changed my mp3 and left my old mp3 at my drawer, my old mp3 gets jealous and decides to put a curse on my current mp3 dat makes it vanish in a few years time which is today.

point 4: i dropped my mp3. but i tink it is highly impossible cuz i nt dat dumb.

but wat is impt now is my mp3 left me....
he left me.......
i dun even get de chance to say i love you....
he everyday play music for me and...
and i dun even get to say i love you!!!!
ARGHHHH!!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!

I REALLY LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

请回到我身边!!!


1:08 AM

Thursday, May 14, 2009




my flame are going down liao la...i no longer lust for victory as i do when i was in de past. take for example basketball...when i see someone be it in my team or other team perform very well, i will go ahead and snatch de limelight away from him. but now,
hais...now i become like damn lazy to care abt all this liao la. den my bball skill deprove cuz i like lazy lazy liddat. offence lazy lazy...defend lazy lazy...
even when i want to get myself to be serious it will still end up lazy lazy....jia lat liao la. like no fire liao. where is my 青春!?!!? where is my 热血!?!??! i wan to go back to myself when i was in my sec skul when i have all my confidence and de lust for victory!!!!
arghhh!!!!! where can i find de oil to light my my fire?!!?!?!
i feel so tired now...feel like quiting basketball for awhile.....
i lost de urge to fight again....


11:08 PM